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Fatty</title><summary type='text'>Continuing to make nice progress. Muscle growth is happening however so is the chub factor.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.fattower.com/feeds/8600544506041694273/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=693879161674258747&amp;postID=8600544506041694273' title='18 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/8600544506041694273'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/8600544506041694273'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.fattower.com/2010/01/return-of-house-fatty.html' title='Return of the House Fatty'/><author><name>David Martin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15543763285915727880</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-ZHg0M9EobU/S1eSmYxU0GI/AAAAAAAAABw/bTBTwtAKoXY/S220/dave_small.JPG'/></author><thr:total>18</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-693879161674258747.post-2188721066454107108</id><published>2010-01-30T13:53:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-02-06T19:50:40.997-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='house fatty'/><title type='text'>Regression to the Fat (Updated 02/06/2010)</title><summary type='text'>Packing on the pounds at a predictable pace. I'm a believer: this is the greatest weight gain program ever. Check out the .79 R-squared value on the regression. Putting on about 1/4 pound of either flab or muscle a day. Original plan is 42 days, at which point I'll evaluate total gains and determine if cutting is necessary to shed some blubber. My husband belly is becoming a bit round.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.fattower.com/feeds/2188721066454107108/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=693879161674258747&amp;postID=2188721066454107108' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/2188721066454107108'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/2188721066454107108'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.fattower.com/2010/01/regression-to-fat.html' title='Regression to the Fat (Updated 02/06/2010)'/><author><name>David Martin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15543763285915727880</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-ZHg0M9EobU/S1eSmYxU0GI/AAAAAAAAABw/bTBTwtAKoXY/S220/dave_small.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-693879161674258747.post-1983101695494913043</id><published>2009-07-26T22:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-26T22:28:36.560-07:00</updated><title type='text'>America. F@#! Yeah.</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.fattower.com/feeds/1983101695494913043/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=693879161674258747&amp;postID=1983101695494913043' title='11 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/1983101695494913043'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/1983101695494913043'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.fattower.com/2009/07/america-f-yeah.html' title='America. F@#! Yeah.'/><author><name>David Martin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15543763285915727880</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-ZHg0M9EobU/S1eSmYxU0GI/AAAAAAAAABw/bTBTwtAKoXY/S220/dave_small.JPG'/></author><thr:total>11</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-693879161674258747.post-3967206676928859181</id><published>2009-06-12T18:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-12T18:49:17.140-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Fremont 5K Pre-Race Weigh-In</title><summary type='text'>Fremont 5k weigh-in.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.fattower.com/feeds/3967206676928859181/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=693879161674258747&amp;postID=3967206676928859181' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/3967206676928859181'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/3967206676928859181'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.fattower.com/2009/06/fremont-5k-pre-race-weigh-in.html' title='Fremont 5K Pre-Race Weigh-In'/><author><name>David Martin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15543763285915727880</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-ZHg0M9EobU/S1eSmYxU0GI/AAAAAAAAABw/bTBTwtAKoXY/S220/dave_small.JPG'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-693879161674258747.post-8187080575219534423</id><published>2009-06-11T17:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-11T17:38:40.592-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Furry 5k 2009 Video</title><summary type='text'>A fuzzy, furry, funny, fun run to benefit the Seattle Animal Shelter. Carlo the Golden Retriever took first place once again, dragging his fat and out of shape master to the finish line. Walter the Wiener Dog gave up at half way and had to be carried to the finish line. His spirit undaunted, he quickly resumed chasing squirrels and much bigger dogs.Note: The maker of this video has no affiliation</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.fattower.com/feeds/8187080575219534423/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=693879161674258747&amp;postID=8187080575219534423' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/8187080575219534423'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/8187080575219534423'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.fattower.com/2009/06/furry-5k-2009-video.html' title='Furry 5k 2009 Video'/><author><name>David Martin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15543763285915727880</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-ZHg0M9EobU/S1eSmYxU0GI/AAAAAAAAABw/bTBTwtAKoXY/S220/dave_small.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-693879161674258747.post-1036131066761068403</id><published>2009-05-29T16:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-29T16:54:26.191-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy Matt Wieters Day</title><summary type='text'>Its Friday, the sun is shining, and Matt Wieters is making his Major League debut.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.fattower.com/feeds/1036131066761068403/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=693879161674258747&amp;postID=1036131066761068403' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/1036131066761068403'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/1036131066761068403'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.fattower.com/2009/05/happy-matt-wieters-day.html' title='Happy Matt Wieters Day'/><author><name>David Martin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15543763285915727880</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-ZHg0M9EobU/S1eSmYxU0GI/AAAAAAAAABw/bTBTwtAKoXY/S220/dave_small.JPG'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-693879161674258747.post-3602013246944151562</id><published>2009-05-19T16:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-19T16:14:00.247-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Saffy the Genius</title><summary type='text'>Saffy demonstrates her withering intellect.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.fattower.com/feeds/3602013246944151562/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=693879161674258747&amp;postID=3602013246944151562' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/3602013246944151562'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/3602013246944151562'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.fattower.com/2009/05/saffy-genius.html' title='Saffy the Genius'/><author><name>David Martin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15543763285915727880</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-ZHg0M9EobU/S1eSmYxU0GI/AAAAAAAAABw/bTBTwtAKoXY/S220/dave_small.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-693879161674258747.post-3630346947549261020</id><published>2009-05-11T12:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-11T12:50:12.495-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Jon Gibs Talking Twitter During "Happy Hour"</title><summary type='text'>Just another night out at the bar with Jon Gibs. Don't you hate it when FOX News shows up and kills your buzz?FOX News Happy Hour</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.fattower.com/feeds/3630346947549261020/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=693879161674258747&amp;postID=3630346947549261020' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/3630346947549261020'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/3630346947549261020'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.fattower.com/2009/05/jon-gibs-talking-twitter-during-happy.html' title='Jon Gibs Talking Twitter During &quot;Happy Hour&quot;'/><author><name>David Martin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15543763285915727880</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-ZHg0M9EobU/S1eSmYxU0GI/AAAAAAAAABw/bTBTwtAKoXY/S220/dave_small.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-693879161674258747.post-5035934386267192194</id><published>2009-05-05T14:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-05T14:08:43.672-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film as 'Fun, Watchable'</title><summary type='text'>"If I wanted to see young, attractive people doing cool, exciting things I'd go watch sports."</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.fattower.com/feeds/5035934386267192194/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=693879161674258747&amp;postID=5035934386267192194' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/5035934386267192194'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/5035934386267192194'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.fattower.com/2009/05/trekkies-bash-new-star-trek-film-as-fun.html' title='Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film as &apos;Fun, Watchable&apos;'/><author><name>David Martin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15543763285915727880</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-ZHg0M9EobU/S1eSmYxU0GI/AAAAAAAAABw/bTBTwtAKoXY/S220/dave_small.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-693879161674258747.post-8859115648207018366</id><published>2009-05-04T13:27:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-04T13:52:58.458-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Nielsen Reviews 'Star Trek'</title><summary type='text'>My inner dork is starting to get really pumped. Early reviews are overwhelmingly good for the franchise reboot. Rotten Tomatoes is showing a huge 'fresh' score early. Also, a few publications under Nielsen have screened the movie and have good news. Read on:The Hollywood ReporterFilm Journal International</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.fattower.com/feeds/8859115648207018366/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=693879161674258747&amp;postID=8859115648207018366' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/8859115648207018366'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/8859115648207018366'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.fattower.com/2009/05/nielsen-reviews-star-trek.html' title='Nielsen Reviews &apos;Star Trek&apos;'/><author><name>David Martin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15543763285915727880</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-ZHg0M9EobU/S1eSmYxU0GI/AAAAAAAAABw/bTBTwtAKoXY/S220/dave_small.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-693879161674258747.post-1680610563417674735</id><published>2009-05-01T15:22:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-02T20:11:28.877-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Cutting Down the Barn Tree</title><summary type='text'>My parents planted this big 'ole tree back when the barn at Snohomish had an imploding roof and a horrible paint job. Now that the barn is nice and green with a new roof, it was high time for old Firry to go to firewood heaven. You'll note that I just avoided taking out the fuel shed.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.fattower.com/feeds/1680610563417674735/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=693879161674258747&amp;postID=1680610563417674735' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/1680610563417674735'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/1680610563417674735'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.fattower.com/2009/05/cutting-down-barn-tree.html' title='Cutting Down the Barn Tree'/><author><name>David Martin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15543763285915727880</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-ZHg0M9EobU/S1eSmYxU0GI/AAAAAAAAABw/bTBTwtAKoXY/S220/dave_small.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-693879161674258747.post-5889338417724617590</id><published>2009-04-30T11:06:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-30T11:10:38.611-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Twitter Quitters Redux: Video Response</title><summary type='text'>My blog post had a ton of media coverage. The Twitter community took exception to the fact that we only studied Twitter.com. Well, we went back and expanded the study and...found the same thing. Check the video reply:</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.fattower.com/feeds/5889338417724617590/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=693879161674258747&amp;postID=5889338417724617590' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/5889338417724617590'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/5889338417724617590'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.fattower.com/2009/04/twitter-quitters-redux-video-response.html' title='Twitter Quitters Redux: Video Response'/><author><name>David Martin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15543763285915727880</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-ZHg0M9EobU/S1eSmYxU0GI/AAAAAAAAABw/bTBTwtAKoXY/S220/dave_small.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-693879161674258747.post-3782520857495586646</id><published>2009-04-28T16:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-28T16:52:14.482-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Twitter Quitters Post Roadblock to Long-Term Growth</title><summary type='text'>We've gotten some great press coverage with this piece on the Nielsen Wire. Check it out:Twitter QuittersMore universally, here's a neat graphic showing the relationship between Internet reach (a site's audience size) and minimum audience retention. Simply put, if you are going to become the next Facebook, you really have to hold on to your users.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.fattower.com/feeds/3782520857495586646/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=693879161674258747&amp;postID=3782520857495586646' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/3782520857495586646'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/3782520857495586646'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.fattower.com/2009/04/twitter-quitters-post-roadblock-to-long.html' title='Twitter Quitters Post Roadblock to Long-Term Growth'/><author><name>David Martin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15543763285915727880</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-ZHg0M9EobU/S1eSmYxU0GI/AAAAAAAAABw/bTBTwtAKoXY/S220/dave_small.JPG'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-693879161674258747.post-973556744315771985</id><published>2009-04-20T18:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-20T18:11:49.747-07:00</updated><title type='text'>House Fatty: No Cheating This Time</title><summary type='text'>See, Bart? No shoes and I'm still increasing my gravitational pull. Now where's my "Jack's Chicken Ciabatta" sandwich?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.fattower.com/feeds/973556744315771985/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=693879161674258747&amp;postID=973556744315771985' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/973556744315771985'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/973556744315771985'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.fattower.com/2009/04/house-fatty-no-cheating-this-time.html' title='House Fatty: No Cheating This Time'/><author><name>David Martin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15543763285915727880</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-ZHg0M9EobU/S1eSmYxU0GI/AAAAAAAAABw/bTBTwtAKoXY/S220/dave_small.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-693879161674258747.post-5884988054909880530</id><published>2009-04-17T16:20:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-17T16:12:45.510-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Matt Wieters Facts</title><summary type='text'>"Matt Wieters took batting practice this morning. There were no survivors."http://mattwietersfacts.blogspot.com/</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.fattower.com/feeds/5884988054909880530/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=693879161674258747&amp;postID=5884988054909880530' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/5884988054909880530'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/5884988054909880530'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.fattower.com/2009/04/matt-wieters-facts.html' title='Matt Wieters Facts'/><author><name>David Martin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15543763285915727880</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-ZHg0M9EobU/S1eSmYxU0GI/AAAAAAAAABw/bTBTwtAKoXY/S220/dave_small.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-693879161674258747.post-4515453928023499984</id><published>2009-04-03T13:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-03T13:07:11.365-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Only In America Can This Be A "Salad"</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.fattower.com/feeds/4515453928023499984/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=693879161674258747&amp;postID=4515453928023499984' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/4515453928023499984'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/4515453928023499984'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.fattower.com/2009/04/only-in-america-can-this-be-salad.html' title='Only In America Can This Be A &quot;Salad&quot;'/><author><name>David Martin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15543763285915727880</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-ZHg0M9EobU/S1eSmYxU0GI/AAAAAAAAABw/bTBTwtAKoXY/S220/dave_small.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-693879161674258747.post-2748547730588060941</id><published>2009-04-02T19:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-02T19:34:25.575-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Yes My Dog Is Doing My Fantasy Draft</title><summary type='text'>She's crazy with baseball stats.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.fattower.com/feeds/2748547730588060941/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=693879161674258747&amp;postID=2748547730588060941' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/2748547730588060941'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/2748547730588060941'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.fattower.com/2009/04/yes-my-dog-is-doing-my-fantasy-draft.html' title='Yes My Dog Is Doing My Fantasy Draft'/><author><name>David Martin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15543763285915727880</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-ZHg0M9EobU/S1eSmYxU0GI/AAAAAAAAABw/bTBTwtAKoXY/S220/dave_small.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-693879161674258747.post-7795722686163326297</id><published>2009-03-20T15:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-20T15:52:15.470-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?</title><summary type='text'>They forgot to mention learning the secrets of mining Tiberium and converting it into cash or super-weapons.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.fattower.com/feeds/7795722686163326297/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=693879161674258747&amp;postID=7795722686163326297' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/7795722686163326297'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/7795722686163326297'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.fattower.com/2009/03/are-violent-video-games-adequately.html' title='Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?'/><author><name>David Martin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15543763285915727880</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-ZHg0M9EobU/S1eSmYxU0GI/AAAAAAAAABw/bTBTwtAKoXY/S220/dave_small.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-693879161674258747.post-7709022908111859535</id><published>2009-03-19T16:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-19T16:51:10.738-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The World's Game Comes To Seattle</title><summary type='text'>Apparently there is this other type of football that is played in countries all over the world. You're not allowed to use your hands and you can't run up behind someone and knock them unconscious or break their femur by grabbing them by the knees.It all sounds kind of stupid to me, but I'm a slave to trends and I'll buy anything marketed by Microsoft.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.fattower.com/feeds/7709022908111859535/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=693879161674258747&amp;postID=7709022908111859535' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/7709022908111859535'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/7709022908111859535'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.fattower.com/2009/03/worlds-game-comes-to-seattle.html' title='The World&apos;s Game Comes To Seattle'/><author><name>David Martin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15543763285915727880</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-ZHg0M9EobU/S1eSmYxU0GI/AAAAAAAAABw/bTBTwtAKoXY/S220/dave_small.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-693879161674258747.post-5395149151233133875</id><published>2009-03-16T09:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-16T09:25:21.390-07:00</updated><title type='text'>St. Patrick's Day Dash 2009 Course Map - 3.93 Miles</title><summary type='text'>Along with the drinking and the bad weather, another great tradition of this race is never knowing exactly how far one has run. Here's my Gmap-Pedometer sketch of the course, which puts it at 3.93 miles. The Aurora Bridge turnaround point was hard to spot on the satellite, but it is the big metal seam two light poles past Canlis.St. Patrick's Day Dash New 2009 Course</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.fattower.com/feeds/5395149151233133875/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=693879161674258747&amp;postID=5395149151233133875' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/5395149151233133875'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/5395149151233133875'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.fattower.com/2009/03/st-patricks-day-dash-2009-course-map.html' title='St. Patrick&apos;s Day Dash 2009 Course Map - 3.93 Miles'/><author><name>David Martin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15543763285915727880</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-ZHg0M9EobU/S1eSmYxU0GI/AAAAAAAAABw/bTBTwtAKoXY/S220/dave_small.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-693879161674258747.post-3468017429610064666</id><published>2009-03-15T08:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-16T09:40:01.003-07:00</updated><title type='text'>House Fatty 2009 - Dash Edition</title><summary type='text'>My running prime is 30 pounds behind me. Time to go out and do the St. Patty's Day Dash and see just how far I've come.Beautiful morning for a run.Ended up loping to a 26:20 on the 3.93 mile course. That's 6:42 pace. Now while that seems painfully slow, remember that I have not run more than one mile consecutively for 15 months. If I can just gain 40 more pounds I should be able to clean up the </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.fattower.com/feeds/3468017429610064666/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=693879161674258747&amp;postID=3468017429610064666' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/3468017429610064666'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/3468017429610064666'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.fattower.com/2009/03/house-fatty-2009-dash-edition.html' title='House Fatty 2009 - Dash Edition'/><author><name>David Martin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15543763285915727880</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-ZHg0M9EobU/S1eSmYxU0GI/AAAAAAAAABw/bTBTwtAKoXY/S220/dave_small.JPG'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-693879161674258747.post-1223182827323021366</id><published>2009-03-13T15:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-13T15:37:55.743-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Giant Dog Eats Seattle</title><summary type='text'>Saffy enjoys my office window...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.fattower.com/feeds/1223182827323021366/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=693879161674258747&amp;postID=1223182827323021366' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/1223182827323021366'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/1223182827323021366'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.fattower.com/2009/03/giant-dog-eats-seattle.html' title='Giant Dog Eats Seattle'/><author><name>David Martin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15543763285915727880</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-ZHg0M9EobU/S1eSmYxU0GI/AAAAAAAAABw/bTBTwtAKoXY/S220/dave_small.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-693879161674258747.post-991069198014150128</id><published>2009-03-11T14:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-11T14:10:31.658-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Thanks For The Tip</title><summary type='text'>This must be a problem in San Francisco, as I encountered this makeshift plea in a parking garage bathroom there.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.fattower.com/feeds/991069198014150128/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=693879161674258747&amp;postID=991069198014150128' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/991069198014150128'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/693879161674258747/posts/default/991069198014150128'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.fattower.com/2009/03/thanks-for-tip.html' title='Thanks For The Tip'/><author><name>David Martin</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15543763285915727880</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='27' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-ZHg0M9EobU/S1eSmYxU0GI/AAAAAAAAABw/bTBTwtAKoXY/S220/dave_small.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
