Friday Night. Crown Room Club, JFK. Just one question...

WHO LET ALL THE FUCKING SCREAMING CHILDREN IN HERE?

Seriously, did you god damn rich assholes actually pay the five membership fees so your little petulant fucking spawns can whine for an hour and a half and disturb me from surfing LetsRun.com and enjoying my coffee in peace??!

There are people in here that have been slaving away all week and simply want to go to the airport, log on, and eat some hummus and celery before boarding their long flights home--without having to put up with your little fucking brats screaming about their platinum-plated titanium Transformers.

Good God they better have some good movies on the flight...