Driver License Photo

I've gotten so many comments about my Washington Driver License picture from friends, family, colleagues, bouncers, bartenders, waitresses, and blackjack dealers that I figure it is time to share this with the world.



The best description I have of this image is that it looks like someone has sneaked up behind me, shoved something large and pointy up my ass, and while I'm obviously shocked by this development I also kinda like it.