Saturday, May 5, 2007

Beer Mile Training

Johnson farted. I've known this guy for 17 years and NEVER have I ever heard him blow ass. This weekend has been full of firsts and there goes another one.

The Beer Mile training session today went well. Johnson ran an easy 7:52 and I sandbagged the running but learned a bit more about my gag reflex with an 11:20. It isn't the foam. My body just doesn't want the alcohol. But I have a plan...oh yes, I have a plan.

Who am I kidding? I'm full of shit.

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2 Comments:

Anonymous Crooked Terror said...

Has anyone ever heard Johnson rip one? If Johnson rips one in the forest and no one is around to hear it does it make it sound? Questions for the ages...

May 8, 2007 9:10 AM  
Anonymous Jayson Mcivor said...

Usually the shit soaks up the beer.

May 8, 2007 8:42 PM  

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